damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
You know when you smashing shorty and she got her hair tied in a bun and shit? You gotta fuck the bun loose bruh. Topple the regime.
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
when someone younger than you disrespects you
if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
Coke is so much better without bubbles
What is wrong with you?
HE DOESN’T MEAN IT BUBBLES
isn’t Bubbles a little young to be doing coke?
What happened to my post
share a coke with bubbles