I hate when parents name their kids dumb things like augustus or brad or megatron
I want to name my kid Papa Roach
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
LITERALLY THIS HAPPENED TO ME except the bed leg broke
"your bra strap is showing"
that’s my dick
what the fuck does this mean. ive seen it everywhere. what does it mean. what does this mean. what does this post mean.