when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
it’s 2013 and people still don’t realize that lady gaga is a theatrical performer and not just a singer and that all of her performances/music videos have a meaning and she’s not just being outrageous for no reason lord help me
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now